Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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