Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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