would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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