Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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