It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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