She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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