Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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