so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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