she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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