What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I have already put on my inside pants.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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