i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We are two peas in an std pod
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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