how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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