yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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