But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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