I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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