Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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