The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
they need to just BURY HIM!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I forget how to act sober
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