after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
