What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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