If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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