white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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