I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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