I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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