ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Randomize
