mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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