Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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