Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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