The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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