you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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