Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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