Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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