Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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