Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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