Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
love makes seman taste better
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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