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go home
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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