Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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