Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My first STD was from a foam party
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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