Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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