i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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