oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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