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Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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