Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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