If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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