She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
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Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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