I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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