Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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