why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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