if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I could fuck to npr.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
How naked do you want me to be?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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