I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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