Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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