...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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