i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.