How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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