what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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